Auspicious Sparidae @pagrus@tears.intherain.club

Modeled on SF's communications choice ordinance https://www.sfexaminer.com/opinion/san-franciscos-communications-choice-ordinance-is-working/

Oakland residents! Your landlord is now required by law to offer you a choice of ISPs if you live in a building with four or more units https://oakland.legistar.com/LegislationDetail.aspx?ID=4972262&GUID=29920471-E5A4-4D94-A044-3FF9195C1323&Options=&Search=

So thank you for that validation @twistylittlepassages

i have never completed any degrees and will probably never be a homeowner but if if people think of me when they hear hagfish facts I will consider my life a success.

@gamehawk Putting the don back in Mastodon

@gamehawk Inspired: Tooths

No rain in the hallway today

Whew made it! Almost on time

OK gotta start the grueling commute to work, hope I don't get rained on on the way there

@mood @twistylittlepassages

@twistylittlepassages @mood That is a good one

@mood @twistylittlepassages I am certain I have said fay-cade more times than I have said fasahd in my life

@twistylittlepassages @mood The bologna/baloney thing still gives me fits tbh

And I did eat lasagna growing up! Like not tons but pretty regularly. I think I just thought that and whatever Garfield ate were two different things I guess?

@twistylittlepassages @mood Ohh, that's better, at least you didn't transpose out of laziness

Is Bellerophon pronounced like Bel-Air? It's too funny not to be

@mood Solidarity in bungled pronunciation

Seriously, I read Garfield for decades and said "lag-sauna" to myself every time

That toot brought to you by reading things and probably mispronouncing them in my head my whole life

Fresh prince of Bellerophon