So the penguin chicks are now named Pogo and Ozzy, the laziest names that ever lazed
Just call her penguin and call it a day
I was advocating for Elvira since she hatched on 31 oct, but that went nowhere
@pagrus elvira would be SUCH a good penguin name
@ebeth I knowww, it sucks that marketing exists
@pagrus lazier penguin names than Ogden Poggledonk or whatever:
1. Tux
2. Pokey
3. Mr. Popper
@twistylittlepassages We have a Tux! I don't know if he was named here though
@pagrus booo, hissss
@twistylittlepassages I am pushing for more of a Bark at the Moon Ozzy as opposed to batman Ozzy, we'll see where that goes
@twistylittlepassages I think we should name one of them Benedict Cumberbatch Attempts To Say Penguin Unsuccessfully
@twistylittlepassages Or maybe BCAtSPU for short
@pagrus it's got a certain ring to it
you could call them Lee for short
@pagrus oh hey, look what I just found in my RSS reader https://jellogram.tumblr.com/post/703483566795997184/whoever-names-the-seals-at-the-vancouver-aquarium
Ozzy's full name is Oswald Cobblepot which is like could you come up with a lazier name than the fucking batman villain? I don't think you could if you tried