It also would require me to do a bunch of research:
1. Find a tattoo artist who can speak/read Chinese
2. Verify that there is some kind of universal shorthand that is used on dim sum menus
3. If it's not universal is it regional? Does it depend on style? How is it different in San Francisco versus Hong Kong, Vancouver, NYC, Macau? Where am I most likely going to be ordering dim sum?
@fluffy wait are you offering?
@pagrus lmao. not my intention but sure, 1500 usd i’ll interview hire and manage a team to answer all of those questions and more, one week
@fluffy welp, guess I'm doing my own research
JFS: Not really. I MAKE friends. They're toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It's a hobby.