Auspicious Sparidae @pagrus@tears.intherain.club

I should probably just mention that I am not vegan, but any food pictures I post are vegan unless stated otherwise, and definitely CWd either way

So I don't have a thing in my bio or any pinned toots saying anything about what I would like you to do before following me or anything,

but if you follow me and your profile is blank and you don't have any posts or anything I'm probably just going to block your ass, just fyi

Resolutions for 2020: fuck youtube, fuck spotify. Buy music from artists directly or from local record stores. Listen to the radio, CDs/LPs from the library

Video game: You awake, and are a cat on a ghost ship. The human crew is gone or not, maybe you can eat them. Can you sail the ship? You are a really smart cat

OK, made some burritos. Time for bed

Joke's on me, I am too sleepy to eat pizza

wow there is a lot of fluid in this pizza, for some reason

I hope you're happy

seriously though, I am weirdly attracted to the design on these cans

Things that Napoleon is good for:

Being a supporting character in a Jeanette Winterson book

Sliced green olives

OK FINE I will make a fucking pizza

Or: phylactification

To the tune of "Powerhouse"

Phylactery factory

ps fuck twitter still

Mayor Breed says we were at 80% a couple days ago, remaining restrictions lifted tomorrow. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have mixed feelings about this but I mean I sure do feel lucky to live here right now

https://twitter.com/LondonBreed/status/1403425020303396865

I could look at this stuff all day https://imjustcreative.com/wipeout-logo-history/2021/05/17

Something something Auricom Feisar something

Just noting that Sticker Guy's limited special is red and blue ink on brushed chrome https://stickerguy.com/limited-specials It's hard to think of anything aside from american flag stuff but I could redo the no gods goose maybe?

Wow, lots of bad smells out in the world today

Aside from all these photons I’d say this was a pretty great coffee

Just remembered that I got a notice that Tank Girl on DVD is ready to be picked up from the library

Thank you for joining me on this reverse chronological journey to my breakfast

Anyway, since we're here already