Auspicious sparidae @pagrus@tears.intherain.club

Resolutions for 2020: fuck youtube, fuck spotify. Buy music from artists directly or from local record stores. Listen to the radio, CDs/LPs from the library

Video game: You awake, and are a cat on a ghost ship. The human crew is gone or not, maybe you can eat them. Can you sail the ship? You are a really smart cat

Superstan is me

So basically 97% of the Throwing Muses by volume

And also Tanya Donelly

Have I established my undying admiration for Kristin Hersh here yet? I am not sure that I have

Anyway, going to go fuck up some Red Russian Kale

Which really only goes to show that if you are going to handle sharp knives you really ought to have at least a couple drinks in you

UNTIL

A couple days later I was washing up and feeling smug completely 100% sober and totally cut myself

But so the knives got sharpened, everything was fine, I took it slow and no harm befell me

Anyway so I did it, it was fine. I didn't really say anything here because I got tired of hearing myself say OK I Am Going To Sharpen Knives Now, and then getting distracted or whatever

And people we are all like I am serious that is a Bad Idea, andI was all like pssh whatever I am a Knife Professional

Haha so remember when I was all like oh I'm going to have a bunch of drinks and sharpen knives?

only kind of related-- apparently LIKE is case sensitive? I guess I should have known that

mastodon_production=> SELECT id, LEFT(spoiler_text,12), LEFT(text,100) FROM statuses WHERE local = 't' AND text LIKE '%knight%' ORDER BY created_at;

Turns up no Moon Knight

Who's laughing now, fuckers

<3

OMG Moon Knight

@silverseams ps fuck youtube

Loved hearing about the patch @ 4:20 (of course) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzaXdNp38hE @silverseams

Metalsable