Auspicious Sparidae @pagrus@tears.intherain.club

I should probably just mention that I am not vegan, but any food pictures I post are vegan unless stated otherwise, and definitely CWd either way

So I don't have a thing in my bio or any pinned toots saying anything about what I would like you to do before following me or anything,

but if you follow me and your profile is blank and you don't have any posts or anything I'm probably just going to block your ass, just fyi

Hey, people who have therapists: how do you find them? How do you pay for it? Is it covered under your medical insurance? Is it better to pay out of pocket even if it is covered?

I have no idea where to start honestly. I am in San Francisco CA USA if it makes any difference. I have health coverage with Kaiser through my job

Resolutions for 2020: fuck youtube, fuck spotify. Buy music from artists directly or from local record stores. Listen to the radio, CDs/LPs from the library

Video game: You awake, and are a cat on a ghost ship. The human crew is gone or not, maybe you can eat them. Can you sail the ship? You are a really smart cat

I'm kind of underselling it here, but it works! I have had it for around 30 years and it has held up. I don't need it any more though, and it kind of takes up a lot of space

San Francisco people, do you want a drawing table? You can have mine. I will probably throw it out if not, I don't know if it's worth trying to donate.

It's not "nice" and if you want to tilt it up you will have to figure out how to support it but if you or a friend of yours wants it it is all yours

feel like I'm forgetting something

I think maybe what I really want is to be hanging out with people at a barbecue, wolfing down tofu pups with a bunch of condiments

Out of nowhere, a strong craving for... a hot dog??? wtf

got to see this guy today for the first time in a year

I'm not sure why but I think you might like his show, @djsundog

On a related note, Zero Gravity just came on the air and is playing all 7" records tonight https://kfjc.org/listen/

Including, presumably, the ZG Sound System segment wherein he plays 50s/60s Jamaican ska

Oghma help me, I think I might try to turn this handwritten PDF into normalized database tables

It's also still true, the coffee shop might not exist any more but we sure as shit don't accept credit cards

It's not up for renewal or anything, I'm just doing domain things and whenever I do I always give a little nose laugh at that

Speaking of Panic, what in the actual fuck is https://food.game/

Anyway since I'm the kind of guy who laughs at my own jokes it's still up and I pay the ten bucks or whatever every year to renew the domain.

Oh also the website itself just says NOPE in like 100pt type

Years ago I had a coffee shop. People kept asking if we were going to accept credit cards and we had decided early on that we never would.

They kept asking though, so I registered doescoffeeshopnameacceptcreditcardsyet.com and just pointed people to that

I wrote an API and everything! It just returned a timestamp and "no" in a few different languages in a JSON file

I also made a QR code for the people who complained that there was no sign up saying we didn't take credit cards

wtf fireworks?

Oh! In totally exciting news I went by my favorite vegan Chinese place today just to make sure they were still open and they are! Looks like they are doing ok despite... everything

Anyway if you are close to 315 SW 11th Ave 4th Floor, Portland OR, 97205 maybe let me know and I'll send you a few

Or if they'd track me down and sic a legal team on me

Just now learned that Panic (makers of Untitled Goose Game, et al) are in Portland. I wonder if they'd get a kick out of the NO GODS stickers

You were expecting maybe pancakes?