Hagfish fancier v3.03 @pagrus@tears.intherain.club

A borderline pathological need to feel helpful

Resolutions for 2020: fuck youtube, fuck spotify. Buy music from artists directly or from local record stores. Listen to the radio, CDs/LPs from the library

Video game: You awake, and are a cat on a ghost ship. The human crew is gone or not, maybe you can eat them. Can you sail the ship? You are a really smart cat

You wouldn’t ratchet strap a pizza

Sorry buddy

Thor tried to talk me into calling out today

Tagging this #masconkitchen for future reference

please don't say it's just me

who among us hasn't made a recipe in a long time, and forgot how much of an ingredient to use, and so has to log in as the postgres user and query the db for the ingredient to find the toot where you put the recipe so you can actually make the fucking food

Just reported a Hobby Lobby ad for hate speech

Hard to make food look good in dappled sunlight but believe me when I tell you it was delicious

Panzanella at Stable

Ideally while it's displaying a picture of bezos, or musk, or one of those assholes. Fuck, even john mackey, what a waste of blood and hair

I would be more on board with these Whole Foods hand scanners if they worked while you were giving it the finger

San Jose people! What are your favorite restaurants? Sending recs to a friend but haven't gotten down there for a long time and have mainly focused on ramen

Toasting is what you to do a bagel to punish it

Shit also Public Enemy, NWA, BDP, etc. But that's it, really

Point being, American 80s pop music is 100% garbage. I was there the first time and I have zero nostalgia for it

I know that *technically* Morbid Angel's first record came out in the 80s, that is an anomaly and we can discuss Death Metal/Grindcore separately

The only good music to come out of the 80s was west coast punk rock, two tone ska, thrash metal, and ABBA

I will not be taking questions at this time

That's like what you ask in a coffee shop, or a gas station, or a service counter. Not a grocery store

Checking out at the grocery store:

You need anything else?

Uhhh no, I got everything on the way to the checkout

Anyway the Mermen are on top of it, they have an announcement and poster up on their site https://mermen.net/shows/